Pervert Authors Group Chat

Gemma: Did you shtupp your student yet?

Libby: Oooh, yes. Inquiring minds want to know.

JoJo: No answer?

Libby: Maybe she's getting some right now.

JoJo: We would have known.

Libby: I agree. Our chat would be blowing up for days in advance.

JoJo: You know she'd be obsessing over which flavor lube to use.

Gemma: Flavor? Come on, this is A we're talking about. She's got that missionary down pat.

Me: No lube needed.

Gemma: ….

Libby: ….

JoJo: ….

Me: I'll never tell