Triple Threat Mens Chat

Me: I'm in trouble.

Jay: What did you do now?

Me: I went out with the princess author.

Wes: Say what! Why didn't we know about this, Jay?

Jay: Looks like our women are slacking.

Me: Or princess didn't tell.

Jay: Uh-oh. Are you losing your charm? The women don't even want to say they went out with you?

Wes: Enrolling him in this class came at the right time.

Me: Fuck you guys. I said I'm in trouble.

Jay: Why?

Me: Because we went running together and I don't think she's as bad as I thought.

Wes: Oh, look! Our little boy is growing up!