Triple Threat Mens Chat

Wes: So are you a book boyfriend yet or what?

Jay: Yeah, inquiring minds wanna know.

Me: Like your woman doesn't already know the details.

Jay: This is true. But fill Wes in.

Wes: Oh, I've heard the good parts from Hazel.

Jay: Oh right! She and Nina had lunch together yesterday.

Wes: She showed me the color scheme you guys picked out. I like it.

Jay: Thanks man! We're excited.

Me: What the actual fuck am I reading right now?

Jay: This is all part of the boyfriend world, Mav. Get with the program.

Wes: Good thing you signed him up. He clearly needs help in that department.

Me: You're both insane.

Jay: Just don't replace us with Dick and Alistair as your new besties. I heard you guys are pretty tight.

Me: It's already been done. You're both out. They're in.

Wes: Lies.