Prologue

W hen your asshole boyfriend walks out on you in the middle of the night to start a new life, the last thing you expect is to receive a delivery of his cock in a box two months later.

But that's exactly what I was faced with.

A cock in a box.

At work.

And let me tell you, it wasn't that attractive when it was alive. Dead, it was frankly disgusting.

But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Let's circle back to the evening of the delivery...