Chapter One

"Holy crap, Gil. I never expected this ."

Gilgamesh, predictably, didn't answer, not even a meow or the weird yodeling yowl he'd been favoring me with for most of the three-hour-plus drive from Portland. Maybe he was just happy the car had stopped moving. For that matter, so was I. But seriously?

"There's got to be some mistake."

I wrestled the cranky door of my rattletrap Civic open and clambered out onto the street to gawk. When the probate lawyer with the awesome double-barreled name of Taryn Pasternak-McHale had called to tell me I'd inherited a house from my Uncle Oren, my first response had been, "Uncle who?"

I'd had no idea I even had an Uncle Oren, and technically, I still didn't, him being dead and all. But even when he was alive, the relationship had been distant at best: He was apparently my mother's second cousin once removed, and I defy anybody who's not a total genealogy geek to figure that one out. But Taryn-with- the-great-name had assured me that I was right there in the will.

"We've had a terrible time finding you," she'd said, her voice over the phone line noticeably irritable. "It took us two months. We had to hire a private detective."

I winced. "Sorry." Yeah, couch surfing didn't exactly give you a fixed address to use for mail forwarding, and I'd scaled back my online presence after I'd gotten trolled multiple times thanks to my vindictive ex. Speaking of whom… "Did you try leaving a message with Greg Findler? He's still at my last permanent address."

"Several times." She cleared her throat. "He, ah, told us you were dead."

"What?"

"To be fair, he amended the statement to say you were dead to him , but he was less than helpful."

"I can believe that," I muttered. "So how did you find me?"

"You were listed as the ‘with' author on Dale Usher's memoir. We tracked you through his publisher."

"Ah." Most of the time, ghostwriting didn't get you a by-line or even a mention in the acknowledgements. Dale, a retired detective with a strong commitment to justice and fair play, had been an exception. In fact, he'd insisted on giving me credit, both on the cover and in his comments. "Good to know."

Taryn rattled off a bunch of details. To be honest, I didn't hear half of what she said because my head was still reeling from the double shock that I'd had a relative I hadn't known about, and that he'd left me a freaking house , for Pete's sake.

Okay, triple shock: that Greg was still pissed enough at me for refusing to ghostwrite his book that he wasn't satisfied with trashing my professional rep online, but was refusing to pass on messages, even though I checked with him daily via text.

His response was always, " No messages, no mail, screw you."

"The house is a bit remote," Taryn warned. "In a small town between Eugene and Florence."

Considering all my Portland bridges had been torched very merrily by Greg, I'd said, "Sounds perfect," arranged for her to message the key and directions to me at the nearest UPS store, and hit the road immediately to the not-so-musical accompaniment of Gil's very vocal disapprobation.

With nothing else to distract me on the drive—my phone died outside Eugene and the Civic's radio hadn't worked since 2013—I'd tried to imagine what kind of house my uncle had left me. I'd run the gamut from a two-room shack to a 50s ranch to a mossy log cabin with a crooked smoke pipe to a creepy Victorian that would give the Bates Motel a run for its money. I'd never come close to this .

My incomplete degrees in English lit, creative writing, and business didn't qualify me as an architectural expert, but I knew Queen Anne when I saw it because I'd researched it for a ghostwriting gig for a historical romance author.

Uncle Oren's house— my house—was a classic example, including the steep, asymmetrical roof, the cross gables, the polygonal tower at one side of the full-width front porch, and all the decorative goodies on shingles and woodwork and trim and just everywhere .

As for being dilapidated, creepy, or even in need of a new coat of paint? Nope, nope, and nope. It was absolutely pristine. Even the round stained glass window in the third floor gable gleamed in the April sunlight.

My embarrassing schoolkid squeal was masked by the usual screech of metal as I closed the Civic's door. With my wide, manic grin, I probably resembled a deranged clown, but I couldn't help it.

Besides, there was nobody to see. My house— my house! —was flanked at a considerable distance by two others, one a yellow rambling two-story farmhouse style, and the other a brown and green craftsman bungalow. We were the only houses on the quiet, one-block street; a park populated by enormous trees and surrounded by a tall wrought-iron fence lay opposite.

I practically skipped around the car to grapple Gil's carrier out of the passenger seat. "Come on, buddy. Let's see what our new home is like."

As anxious as I was to see if the inside matched the outside, I didn't rush to the front door—I was too busy rubbernecking. I'd have thought that since Taryn hadn't been able to reach me for two months—yeah, thanks for that, Greg—that the landscaping would have gotten a little ragged at least, but my front yard was as manicured as both my neighbors'. A huge maple stood halfway between the street and the house, its branches canopying a curved flagstone walk lined with nodding purple pansies. The path was bordered by smooth swaths of green lawn without a single invading dandelion in sight.

Maybe the neighbors had banded together to keep it looking nice so their own places didn't lose curb appeal? Or maybe the upkeep had been included in Uncle Oren's bequest, one of the details I'd missed as I'd tried not to pass out from shock over owning a freaking house .

I mounted the porch steps and set Gil's carrier down on the wide, whitewashed planks of its deck. "It has a porch swing, Gil!" I may have squealed again, but can you blame me? An actual porch swing! I couldn't believe my impossibly good luck.

I dug the key out of my rear jeans pocket. It had poked me in the butt all the way from Portland, but I endured the discomfort because it reminded me I was heading to my house .

I gazed fondly at its funky keychain: the Scooby Gang, complete with psychedelic van. I counted it a point in Taryn's favor, if she was leaning in to the town's name: Ghost.

Yep, I was moving to Ghost, Oregon, and given my profession, the irony was not lost on me, especially since I hadn't had a paying gig since Greg started his online flame campaign.

The dark wooden front door was rounded on the top, with a leaded half-moon light at eye level. I didn't peek through, though, any more than I peered through the windows that fronted the porch, because I wanted my first step across the threshold to rival the final reveal in all those house-flipping DIY shows.

That I may watch. Or binge. A lot. Hey, it's for research .

I poised the key over the lock. "Here goes, Gil." But when I tried to insert it into the keyhole? No dice. I couldn't even get the tip inside.

Okay, now this was more like my luck, not to mention my love life. I owned a house, but I couldn't get inside. I narrowed my eyes at the gleaming brass lock collar. "Not very welcoming, house. We need to have a little chat."

I crouched down to peer into the keyhole. Something was definitely jammed inside. It was stuffed full of something that looked like—

"You there! You on the porch! Back away. Now."