Chapter 8

Declan: How's the honeymoon?

Me: Honeymoon?

Declan: Yeah, the time after you get married?

Me: I thought that was when you went away on a trip.

Declan: More like a period when you're both super happy.

Me: Oh yeah, we're good.

Declan: That's convincing

Me: Marriage is great, now get off my back.

Declan: If you say so.