Group Chat IV

Naughty Boy:

Why can't I just pick the same date as your birthday for mine, baby girl?

Thorne:

Isn't that a bit weird, even for you, Harris?

Trying to be twins now or some shit?

I'm sure I know what you are… and it's not a Pisces.

Raven is definitely a water sign, though.

Naughty Boy:

It's not fair, you and Hawke know your birthday?

Thorne:

We do. I just never told you.

Naughty Boy:

Well you have to tell us all now.

Thorne:

Do I?

Naughty Boy:

I know what your cock tastes like. I think I deserve to know when your fucking birthday is.

Bet you've already told our girl.

He's already told you, hasn't he, baby girl?

He's a Sagittarius.

Naughty Boy:

Of course you told her.

Bet all Fox had to do was bat those eyelashes, and you gave in.

So what am I, then???

I feel like I'm having an existential crisis here.

Spent decades not giving a shit, and now I wanna know.

*watery-eye emojis*

Thorne:

Pretty sure you're a pain in the ass.

What star sign is that, Foxglove?

You're definitely a fire sign. My guess is that you're a Leo.

Which means you were probably born sometime around August.

Naughty Boy:

Summer birthday? Fuck yes, I can live with that.

The rest of you can have your shitty cold-weather birthdays.

I'll keep you warm with my endless charm and good looks.

Thorne:

The center of attention… yup, that's definitely you, pretty boy.