Four

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Everett

S ubject: Please Open Me in Private…

Dear Everett,

Long time, no write.

It truly pains me to pen this letter (Okay, not really, but I've seen book reviewers write that before they launch into their 1- and 2-star reviews. *laughing emoji*) but…

I can't tell you *how* I know this, but take my word for it: The woman you're about to marry is a cheating, two-faced skank.

You should probably call off the engagement.

You're welcome for saving you from the heartache.

Forever Writing You,

Dahlia

Subject: Re: Please Open Me in Private…

Dear Dahlia,

I haven't heard from you in years and now you pop up and tell me to "take your word for it" when it comes to my upcoming wedding?

How cliche and typical of a scorned ex…

But since you want to bring up things that are painful to ask, did you and the-guy-you-left-me-for ever work out? Or did he realize how emotionally unstable you are and save himself?

In the unlikely event that a wedding invitation makes it to your old house, don't open it.

Thank you for reminding me how immature you can be.

Never Write Me Again,

Everett

S ubject: Re: Re: Please Open Me in Private…

Everett,

I really wasn't trying to make things personal.

I'm just trying to help you.

Dahlia

S ubject: Re: Re: Re: Please Open Me in Private…

Dahlia,

If you want to help someone, start by working on yourself.

Aren't you still living at home?

Everett

S ubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Please Open Me in Private…

FUCK. YOU.