Twenty-One

TWENTY-ONE

Dear Guests,

I regret to inform you that my marriage to Carmen Ashley Reese is canceled.

I apologize for any inconvenience this change in plans may cause, and I thank you for RSVP'ing early.

Sincerely,

Everett Anderson

P.S. I don't "regret" anything. This ridiculous template wouldn't let me add my own wording to the top of the letter, so I'll place that here.

Carmen has been cheating on me since the day we met—with multiple men —and was only with me for what I could do for her financially.

If you know a couple in love that wants to be married here in Eads River near our original date, let me know, as I still plan to honor all the contracts with vendors accordingly.