The Myth, The Man, The Legend - Dad Chat

As Read By: Siri Via Dom’s Car

Dom:

You’ve officially moved up the chain from Dad Best Friend to Only Best Friend status.

Dad:

I’m honored by this development. Who do I owe a fruit basket for screwing up?

Dom:

It’s hard to pinpoint when they’re all at fault.

Dad:

But seriously is everything okay?

Dom:

Fantasmical, bombastic, or as our forefathers might say, the bees knees.

Dad:

These fits of dramatics come

from your mother’s side.

Dom:

Liar GIF

Dad:

Me? Never. Just call me Honest Abe.

Dom:

No one is talking about you, Lincoln. This is about me.

Dad:

Right, proceed with this tale of betrayal.

Dom:

SHE MOVED HERE AND

THEY DIDN’T TELL ME.

Dad:

Whoa. No need to shout.

Dom:

Agree to disagree.

Dad:

So what’s your plan?

Dom:

Convince her she can’t live without me.

Dad:

And what about the girlfriend?

Dom:

Shit. Is it bad that I hope

they broke up?

Dad:

Don’t besmirch your family name. We raised you better.

Dom:

Excellent use of besmirch. I don’t like it but I’ll be a gentleman.