Naughty Sliders and Taco Sluts

Poppy:

Hey Babe! How was the visit with Papa Moreno?

Does he miss me?

Indie:

Good. Of course he misses you. You give him fewer headaches than me.

Poppy:

Only because he didn’t have to keep me when I was being a shit.

Indie:

We both know I was the one that

was always being an asshole.

Mia:

Not you, you’re perfect.

Indie:

Thank you! I’m glad someone finally noticed.

Lilah:

I bet teenage Indie was a trip.

Indie:

You have no idea. I was very good

at “advocating” for myself.

Poppy:

Like the time you got sent to Principal White’s office after you kneed Leif McMiller in the nuts.

Mia:

I love story time.

Indie:

He pushed me against a locker and stuck his tongue down my throat without consent.

He was sweaty from football practice and I was not into it.

Poppy:

Principal White looked like she wanted to high five you for not putting up with it.

Lilah:

Go Indie!

Indie:

I still got detention, but he did too.

Poppy:

Worth it.

Indie:

Absolutely. It was a defining moment for me. While his slimy tongue was

still inside my mouth, I remember thinking Larissa Kane would never.

Mia:

Awe. It’s your bisexual origin story.

Lilah:

I’m proud of Baby Indie and so excited to have you closer.

Indie:

I’ll be there in two days! And then I’m going to recruit you all to help me move again.