Bingo Bitches Do It Batter

Janet:

I met an adorable single mom at the supermarket

tonight. Are you over that mysterious dating slump yet?

Dom:

I seriously regret drinking Lark’s homemade moonshine and confiding in you all.

Lark:

Don’t tell lies, it’s unbecoming. You got several lovely dates out of that confession.

Dom:

I no longer need help with the matter.

Lark:

So you’re out of the slump. Was it my Mallory? Are you going to start calling me Gigi? I’ll set an extra plate at Thanksgiving for you.

Stephanie:

My money is on the preacher’s daughter I set him up with.

Dom:

No, they were both lovely, but things have changed and I’m not ready to move on yet.

Janet:

Go get her tiger.