PAGE FROM THE NEW DRACLUTTERA WEBSITE THE WINNIE LOVES SYSTEM

Welcome to Dracluttera – the first-ever professional organising service for the Upyr community. If your home is being swallowed by possessions you’ve acquired over a century (or more! We don’t judge) then take advantage of our discreet, supportive, and empathetic clutter-clearing services.

No mess is too large for us to handle with our unique Winnie Loves System, designed by professional organiser Winnie Preston. We’ll help you to:

Live: Step one is about envisioning the life you want by focusing on your ideal future self, instead of looking back at the past. You have all of eternity ahead of you – what kind of vampire do you want to be? What adventures do you want to have? Is your stuff holding you back, or is it an important part of your growth?

Organise: Step two is to sort your possessions, throw out or give away the things that no longer serve you, and arrange what’s left into an easy-to-use system.

Vampy: In this step, we celebrate how far you’ve come along your journey to clutter-free living! We do something fun together, whether it’s making some blood cocktails, going shopping for a new coffin lining, or buying that Alaric Valerian painting you’ve been eyeing up (link to his shop here). The goal is to empower you to keep going even when things are difficult.

Evocation: This step is about speaking and preserving your memories so you no longer have to store them in objects. We’ll show you different techniques to safeguard your legacy.

Support: This is the most critical step of all. For you to sustain your new clutter-free life, you need a support system of family, friends, and professionals who will keep you accountable and lift you up when you have setbacks. You’ll also be able to join our online support group for vampire hoarders, and even attend night-time clutter seminars.

Here at Dracluttera, we want every Upyr to succeed and thrive! Contact Winnie today for a no-obligation quote. And yes, we do accept payment in ancient gold coins and/or particularly beautiful jewellery.