THE NEVERMORE MURDER CLUB AND SMUTTY BOOK COVEN GROUP CHAT

Isis: You won’t believe what I saw! Winnie and Lord Valerian snogging!

Maisie: Isis, rude! Winnie’s on the chat!

Isis: She’s not. She threw her phone in a fountain because Claire kept texting her, remember? She won’t have a new one yet because she’s too busy sucking vampire face.

Arabella: Must you be so crass?

Isis: Yes!

Komal: I’m happy for her. That girl deserves some lovin’. Alaric being a vampire and all, he’s had a lot of time to perfect his game.

Beth: Her aura has been all green and gross with sadness. A good vampire boning is just what she needs.

Arabella: Why am I even friends with you all?