NEVERMORE MURDER CLUB AND SMUTTY BOOK COVEN GROUP CHAT

Mina: I can’t believe you lot. What did we SPECIFICALLY agree before last night’s meeting? No supernatural talk around Winnie!

Isis: But that was before we found out she’s in love with a murderous vampire.

Dora: Isis!

Isis: Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think she KNOWS that she’s in love with a murderous vampire.

Beth: She didn’t seem to mind. We were just teasing.

Arabella: Even though Alaric’s a vampire, remember that he’s not the only vampire in the village. Perhaps we should not condemn him as a murderer merely because he enjoys wearing a frock coat.

Komal: The way that frock coat hugs his arse, though…

Celeste: Don’t get her started, Arabella.

Dora: Especially not when Isis’s VERY ACCURATE vision exonerates him.

Isis: Oh, that’s right. I forgot about that. Alaric’s not our murderer.

Mina: Well, I hope you guys didn’t scare Winnie away. I like her, AND she purchased five more books from the shop, which is more than I can say for the rest of you. I’m sad that she’s only here for a few weeks.

Dora: She’ll be here much longer than three weeks.

Mina: Is that a prediction, or wistful thinking?

Dora: I don’t do magic, remember? That’s Isis’ domain.

Komal: Sure, Dora.

Isis: Dora’s right. On account of my amazing psychic powers and Winnie being in love with the not-murderous vampire, I predict that she’ll be sticking around. And I AM magic, so I would know.