8. Messages

Fisheye25:Thanks for a great night.

Fisheye25: Kit!

Fisheye25: Can't believe you didn't tell me who you were.

Kuddlebear: Would you have gone out with me if I had?

Fisheye25: Of course. And probably picked out the restaurant.

Fisheye25: We could have got so wasted.

Kuddlebear: Sorry.

Fisheye25: Hey, I still had a good time. Even if you fed me obnoxious pretend food.

Kuddlebear: Never again.

Kuddlebear: Pinky swear

Fisheye25: Thanks for dropping me off too.

Fisheye25: You could have come in, you know.

Kuddlebear: You made that perfectly clear.

Fisheye25: But you're a gentleman. Agh. I'll beat that out of you.

Kuddlebear: Beat? Interesting choice of words.

Fisheye25: Oooh, so you do have a gutter mind after all.

Kuddlebear: And you don't?

Fisheye25: Oh, my mind is a sewer.

Kuddlebear: Is that supposed to make me hot? Because I'm just pinching my nose.

Fisheye25: Really? Cuz I'm pinching something else.

Kuddlebear: Milo Fisheyes 25.

Kuddlebear: Are you sexting me?

Fisheye25: You catch on quick.

Kuddlebear: I try

Fisheye25: Kit…

Kuddlebear: Yes?

Fisheye25: Why didn't you come up?

Kuddlebear: Because…

Kuddlebear: I thought you might think less of me.

Fisheye25: You're an idiot.

Kuddlebear: Guilty as charged.

Fisheye25: I thought you didn't like me.

Kuddlebear: What?

Kuddlebear: Why would you think that?

Fisheye25: Don't know. I guess I'm not used to being rejected.

Kuddlebear: I didn't reject you.

Fisheye25: So you wanted to come up?

Kuddlebear: 100%

Fisheye25: You swear?

Kuddlebear: On everything I hold dear.

Fisheye25: Okay.

Kuddlebear: Feeling better now?

Fisheye25: Yeah.

Fisheye25: No.

Fisheye25: I'd feel a whole lot better if you were here right now.

Kuddlebear: I am here.

Fisheye25: You are?

Kuddlebear: Uh-huh.

Fisheye25: Oh. So you are. And what are you doing?

Kuddlebear: Watching you.

Fisheye25: In a creepy way?

Kuddlebear: In a sexy way.

Fisheye25: What's a sexy way?

Kuddlebear: I'm watching you lie in bed.

Kuddlebear: Naked.

Fisheye25: Indeed I am.

Kuddlebear: And I touch myself from the doorway.

Fisheye25: You are? What a coincidence.

Kuddlebear: Yeah. And I squeeze my dick as I watch your hands move under the sheets.

Kuddlebear: I see the outline of your cock.

Fisheye25: Mmm, don't stop now.

Kuddlebear: I can't resist you no matter how hard I try.

Fisheye25: Don't resist me then.

Kuddlebear: I cross the room and climb on top of you.

Fisheye25: YES!

Fisheye25: And then?

Kuddlebear: And then I slide the sheets down slowly until I reveal your hard cock.

Fisheye25: Aha

Kuddlebear: I look into your eyes…

Fisheye25: Yes

Kuddlebear: And without breaking contact, I make my way down to…

Fisheye25: To?

Fisheye25: Don't stop now

Kuddlebear: I thought you liked to leave things to the imagination

Fisheye25: What on earth gave you that idea

Kuddlebear: Your profile?

Fisheye25: Well, screw my profile

Fisheye25: You make your way down to…what

Kuddlebear: To taste you.

Fisheye25: Oh

Kuddlebear: Okay.

Kuddlebear: Goodnight.

Fisheye25: Wait, what?

Kuddlebear: I'm tired.

Fisheye25: You can't leave me hanging.

Kuddlebear: Says who?

Fisheye25: Me. *I* says.

Kuddlebear: Goodnight, Milo.

Fisheye25: You're a cruel, cruel man.

Kuddlebear: I have my days.

Fisheye25: I hate you.

Kuddlebear: Uh-huh

Fisheye25: I do.

Kuddlebear: I believe you.

Fisheye25: Free tomorrow?

Kuddlebear: What do you have in mind?

Fisheye25: You know exactly what I have in mind.

Kuddlebear: I do.

Kuddlebear: I just want to hear you say it.

Fisheye25: Goodnight.

Fisheye25: Kit!