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Argos - Hera’s all-seeing, flying creature cops who have nothing better to do than keep mortals ignorant while simultaneously inspiring widespread belief in angels. The multi-colored wings are cool though—fashion in a world of celestial surveillance.

Atlantide – Mix their floral scented blue blood with yours and be bound to their will, whatever it is. Descendants of the Titan Atlas.

Blackguard - Fearsome warriors cursed to be BFFs forever, because nothing bonds a friendship like an ancient curse with no take-backs. Formerly known as Kingsguard.

Chimera - A creature so confused with its mash-up of animal parts that it went blind when it tried to simplify. But hey, at least it can still breathe fire like a boss.

Chire (Hecatonchires) - Pointed ears, ruthless style. Some attain special glamours with maturity. Skills feared by both Titans and Olympians. Endangered.

Demigod - Forget distant relatives; these folks are direct descendants of the Gods, no second cousin removed bullshit here.

Furies - These terrifying females are Hades’ loyal sidekicks, armed with whips and ready to give you your first wet nightmare. Also go by the charming name Erinyes

Gorgon - Avoid these stone-cold babes with green blood that smells strangely alluring. One touch of their forked tongue and you”re stuck as a statue forever. Avoid. Next.

Hydra - Loyal to Hades, they block the entrance of the Underworld. Can regenerate any part of their body. (Yes. Even that one)

Keres - Vile and barbaric. Bloodsuckers who can’t handle a little sunlight. Endangered thanks to yours truly.

King Kadmos- One great male. Descendant of Elpis, God of Hope. Deceased.

Lycaon - Elitist and nasty, and thanks to Zeus’s questionable judgment, able to transform into wolves

Morai - The Fates. Decide the destiny of all creatures. Piss them off, and you”ll be living in a rerun forever.

Muses - highly intelligent and creative, and not into monogamy. Double jeopardy.

Nemeans - Impenetrable skin. Prone to heat stroke, and hypersomnia. Great hair.

Nymphs - Mortals 2.0. Zeus’s way of saying, “I can do better.” Includes: Nereids, Oceanids, Hesperides, Dryads, Hamadryads, Oreads, Meliae

Oracles - Priestesses of Apollo, who live in prophetic ecstasy. Which sounds fun, but I’ve never met bigger bummers.

Pegasus - Poseidon’s favorites, who don”t even need air to flaunt their track-star skills. We get it, you had wings and hooves, great. Now trot along.

Phoenix - Nerds now rise from the ashes. Capable of rebirth, but too scared to die. Bad Combo

Pierides - Knockoff muses, even less into monogamy. Two thumbs up.

Queensguard - A squad of badass warriors sworn to protect Queen Vinia—why she needs protection when her biggest threat seems to be boredom— the aesthetic?

Syclla - Breathe underwater, permanent fish breath. Perform vindictive low level magic. Watch at a distance if you enjoy petty displays.

Triton - Picture badass warrior merpeople, and then strip away all the cool underwater stuff. Boo.

Zeus – King of Gods, God of the skies

Hera – Queen of Gods, Goddess of marriage and birth

Poseidon – God of the sea

Demeter – God of the harvest

Hephaestus – God of artisans

Athena – Goddess of warfare and wisdom

Apollo – God of prophecy and harmony

Artemis – Goddess of the wild

Hermes – God of trade

Aphrodite – Goddess of love

Ares – God of battle

Hestia – Goddess of the hearth

Achilles - Demigod warrior. Responsible for the fall of troy. One hot piece if you ask me.

Ambrosia - Drink of the Gods. Get a brew directly from Olympus and attain immortality. (if you can survive it, which let”s be honest, very few do—fine print).

Atlas - Insanely powerful, the most violent of the Titans. Zeus sentenced him to hold up the heavens for eternity. Talk about a killer workout. Brother of Prometheus.

Boreas - God of the north wind. Kind of a nosey bastard.

Charon - The very greedy ferryman of the dead, waits on the River Styx. Got in early on Silicon Valley, has never shut about it.

Elysian Fields - Resting place for heroes who went above and beyond. Six gold stars. Eleven out of ten. Must have ichor to enter.

Gaia - Mother earth. Birthed the sky and sea, as well as the Chire (and countless others). Offed her husband when he rejected the kiddos. Piece of advice: don”t mess with powerful females.

Hades - God of the Underworld, who”s not antisocial—just really bad at making friends. Wears too much black. C’mon, this is the dude Zeus is most scared of?

Hecate - Goddess of witchcraft and enchantments. Has a major bone to pick with Hades. Who doesn’t?

Helios - Titan God of the sun, legitimately has the best ride in the universe, a chariot led by Apollo’s prized stallions that pulls the sun across the sky.

Heracles - Demigod hero who ascended to immortality after completing his twelve (fourteen) labors. Despised by Hera. The movie spelled his name wrong. Oh and he actually killed that hot chick Meg—oops.

Icarus - Uber aviation nerd. Built himself wings and flew too close to the sun. Literally. Deceased (obviously).

Ichor - Blood of the Gods. Silver and thick. Poisonous to mortals.

Ilion - Also known as Troy, home of the Trojan war. Ask Homer about it.

Jason - A true hero, captain of the Argonauts. Clever. Beloved by Athena and Hera.

Narcissus - Fell hopelessly in love with his own reflection in a pond, refusing to look away until the Gods took pity and turned him into a daffodil. Self-love gone wrong.

Olympus - The highest peak in the heavens. Home of the Olympians.

Orion - Huntsman who fell obsessively in love with Merope. Hated by Artemis for hunting that which should never be hunted: females. Zeus banished him to the stars.

Pandora - The first mortal woman, gifted skills by all of the Olympians. The first and last in history to receive the honor. Zeus tricked her into unleashing sin upon mortals. Eventually granted immortality, though no one knows how.

Phaeton - Demigod, who tried to take Helios’s chariot for a spin and ended up creating deserts and the arctic regions—thanks.

Prometheus - Good guy. Creator of mortals. Keeps getting punished for it. Classic case of creativity gone wrong. Titan. Brother of Atlas

River Lethe- Underworld river that contains waters of forgetfulness, can wipe any mind clean.

River Styx- Underworld river that contains waters of hate, so menacing and dark, none dare touch it. Charon’s post.

Tartarus - The deepest part of the Underworld. A place from which one never returns.

Themis - Titan goddess of justice and counsel.

Theseus - Demigod hero who became King of Athens. Beat the six labors of the Underworld. Renowned slaughterer. Friend of Heracles.

Titans - The Gods ruling prior to Zeus and his Olympians.

Underworld - The place of the dead, as deep in the earth as Olympus is high in the sky.