Chat Log

MONSTER FUCKERS CHAT

Natalie: What’s everyone doing for Christmas? Fancy a trip to the North Pole to join us?

Iris: Thank you for the generous offer, but Helena and I usually spend Christmases together somewhere warm. Dragging the males back to the Caribbean with us this time.

Natalie: That sounds fun! Feel free to visit anytime you want. It’s an open invitation!

Sadie: A snowy Christmas sounds fantastic! We’re in!

Natalie: Did I mention the snow here is pink?

Sadie: Girllll, my bags are already packed *sparkling heart emoji*

Florence: Let me ask Adelbert, but I’m sure he’ll enjoy visiting the forest up north.

Natalie: Yay!

Diana: Will need to ask my males, but I’m sure I can convince them.

Natalie: *MY*? Yes, girl! Get it! Boss babe!

Sylvia: We’d love to maybe come next year. Alice and Louisa are joining us in Paris with their males this Christmas.

Cordelia: Me too! We’re heading to South Africa for summer surfing and catching up with my family, but would looove to come next Christmas!

Natalie: Will miss you guys, but have fun and see you next year!