Auctioned my innocence, woke up pregnant, and now Im playing house with the mafia. Just your average Tuesday, right?

Sold to the highest bidder? Check.

Swept away by a dangerous silver fox? Check.

Surprise pregnancy with a side of danger? Oh, honey, you bet.

I thought I could fix our problems by giving up my most precious gift.

Instead, I landed in a world of trouble, with a target on my back.

Meet Valentino Barrone: tattooed kingpin, walking red flag, and now my baby daddy.

He says hes protecting me, but his eyes scream mine louder than any mob hit.

Just when I think Ive got this mafia mama thing figured out, the real danger shows up.

Now, Im juggling morning sickness, bullets, and a silver fox whos more addictive than cannoli.

Plot twist:This curvy girls got more than curves now – and shes not backing down.

Welcome to my chaotic life, where my growing belly might be my best defense.